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May 19

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via saiderp)

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

(via superbluebadger)

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

what is going on in this post

Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(via saiderp)

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

(via saiderp)

• Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
• Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
• Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex

paranolives:

c2ndy2c1d:

nat-thebaseballbrat:

“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

Here you my followers. 

calm your titties~ <3

Thank fuck. D:

best-of-funny:

X

(Source: kushdrinker)

thickbrowsensei:

misskenzierain:

thickbrowsensei:

Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra 

you misspelled season three of sherlock

you misspelled my foot in your ass

(via saiderp)

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thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

(Source: yallons, via saiderp)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

(via saiderp)

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

(via arts-n-scrafts)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via toukos)