May 2013
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
dorkstrider:
dorkstrider:
what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
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best-of-funny:
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:
happybutts:
peacocks look like they speak french
X
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DEAR YAHOO
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
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a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
jaymhensley:
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
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no:
URL giveaway!
so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós
shithotawkward:
I love how many people have reblogged, liked, and photoshopped sarcastic comments onto that TIME cover, when i’m sure 0.000012% of you have actually read it to see what it’s claiming or where they got the information.
Couldn’t possibly have something to do with how entitled, easily offended, and immersed in the internet you are
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
lieutenant-kevin-riley:
suicidallyreckless:
fuckyeahauthordog:
case-for-eviction:
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you...
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bogleech:
Somebody’s dreams are apparently coming over 1200% true.
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
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best-of-funny:
the-captains-wife:
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS...
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
bugcthulhu:
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
You mean the COOLEST one
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE...
groovyviewbie:
flightlessbird-americananchor:
saucegay-uchyeehaw:
crosspin:
seblaine:
circletines:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
cause
what is going on...
hownowbrownseacow:
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I...
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
thickbrowsensei:
misskenzierain:
thickbrowsensei:
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
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makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
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best-of-funny:
senor-cactuar:
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
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rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
